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Reedshark Hunter: Burun Adventure



G'day evraywan, Rick heyre, wiyth anatha feyntestic adveyncha! Oi've beyn reedin owll moiy viyewa' maiyl, and iyt soims you owll wahnt ta seey sehme behrewn! Theise ahr ehncredabal croitcheurs, maysseif eys thaiy ahr mahjiystik, and Oi wahld lauve tha chance ta leurn more abauyt them and shauw theim tew tha weurld. Taday we'll jernay ta tha heaaaht awf behrewn territ'ry ta bring you up cleawse and peursnal with theis croitcheurs. One awf tha bist ploices ta studay behrewn is ohn tha beyches near thee awld Oithaink Cehtheydrel. Oi've heyd minay clauyws incowntas wiyth behrewn threuw tha yeeahs, but Oi'm nouwt comftabul wiyth moiy knowlige awf theit patikyala lauwcaytion.

No worrays, thauyw, Oi've caulld in an ixpurt goid ta heylp owt in our seurch. Saiye 'ello ta moiy tumehrok freynd, Layrray. Layrray dozint knauw flewunt Ingliysh, baut Oi think Oi've bin sixessful in ixplaiynin tha situation ta heim, and e's riddey ta tayk us ta tha beych. Hewpfawlay wi'll git ta sei sehm behrewn eyt hauwm in theiyr neychral 'abitet, and obseurve theiyhr neychrol beehaivyeh.

Layrray is taiykeen us Northoist in a primahteev tohnk canew, wich 'e poiylehts wiyth instiynctual skiyll. Nahw, tha behrewn ahr sehm awf tha laahgest and strohngest enimels ohn Ohmiyshen. Thaiy shaahr theihr territ'ry wiyth tha Moahsmin, baut tha tew speysees compeyt. Wen we heyve tew laaahge enimels loik theis compeytin fah tha saim nachrol reysouces, tha situatiohn kein't layst foreyva, and nachrol silekshun is shor ta steyp in and declayr a winna. Whicheyva speycies compeyts mewst effectivloy weins, and tha lewsa is quoit loiklay ta geyw extinct, onleyss thaiy kin adept teuw a deefrunt niche. Tha competition batwain tha tew is eeyntins, and if thaiy cohme in cawntict, thaiy ohlways foight ta tha deyth.

Wo'ive jest arroived ohn a veray promasang beych. This is definatlaiy behrewn territ'ry, and wo'ive owlreday seeyn a peair spleyshin areund in a nearby wahtah houwl. Good thoing thaiy deedint see us! Wo'ive toied tha canew and ahr readay ta seht ohff daown tha rhoad towahds tha swohmps. This is jest tha pehrfect habitet fah behrewn, wahrm and 'umid, wiyth a sanday beych ta sun theymseylvs ohn in tha mohning. We're shuuh ta git some greehyt lewks taday!

We're in luck! Wo'ive jest staumbled upohn a cauple roight neyow, a Roishin and a Meurmeedohn. Layrray hehs advoised cawshin, and not entoirly withewt roisin. Thauw these beysts ahr noht tha eyvil mohnstas thaiy ahr offen maiyd owt ta bey, thaiy hayve bin knaown ta attack and kiyll adventuras. And eyt jest so happins theit tha Myrmidohn is knaown ta cauws more fatalitays thiyn eny otha type awf behrewn. Tha Meurmeedohns ahr tha bulls awf tha heurd, thaiy protict tha mauch smoulla feymaile veroieties. They're veray tearetoryal, and inything thet entas theiyr spaiyce is seeyn ehs a potintial threit. Lackily tha wind is blauwin tawohds us, so Oi kin git in prittay clauws withowt beyin detecktid.

And thit's jest what Oi'm dewin roight neuow. Usin tha beych scrub fah cova, Oi'm jest gonna creouch deown here and wayt fah heim ta cahm ta mei. We'ya gonna heyve ta bey cayrful, this is no ploice ta mayke a mistaiyke.

Leuk at tha soize awf theit wan, wiyth his goiant muhskula aahms and smawll inquisitive oiys. Wow. You leuwk in thaows oiys and you kin reyllay feeyll intelahgince behoind theym. E's a smaaht wan, loikes ta check theengs eywt.


Uh oh, looks loik e's cought wiynd awf mei in moiy hoidin playce. E's suspicious alroiht, wayvin his snouwt beick and fohth, troiyin ta catch a stronga' scint. Wehn thaiy git angray, thaiy chaahge roight eyt yew, and thaiy hiyt haaahd. Roiyill haaahd.

And heyre 'e comes. Wow, e's rillay ageetaytid, e's geyttin clauwsa. Oi! E's cahmin' ehyt mei, 'e kneaws Oi'm in heyre and e's troiyin ta werk eowt hauw ta git ayt mei. Oi beytta beick awff. 'E wins, soize counts, and eets toime fah mei ta git owt. Oi'm beickin awoiy, eesay theyr, maiyte, yurre oullroight…stiidey…oh, e's geyttan aingray…e's piyckin oup spoid, e's chaaahgin!


WHEW, theit wehys TEYEWW clauwse! What an unfahgittable yit hoighly dayngerous situwayshin! Oi wehs runnan fah moiy loife fer a minet there, baut lawckay fah mei he feylt he'd mayd 'is point, and brawke ouff tha chaiyse. Oi'm quoite packt wiyth adreynalun roight neau. Wow!

And nahw Oi sei whaht owll tha fahss wehs abeywt! There's a feimaiyle behrewn ova theyhr, wiyth a clautch! No wanda 'e wehs sew agitaytid, tha protection awf tha clautch is tha strohngast eenstinct there is fah theise croitcheurs. He's wandahd tew a deiffrunt spot of tha beiych nahw thauw, possablay troiyin ta nose eyowt anyboday ilse theit moight bey in tha brush. Lit's git a clausa leuk ehyt thet feiymaile. You kin teyll tha feiymailes apaaht fram tha mailes becaws thaiy ahr much smollah and leyss musckyala. Oi've eisked Layrray ta keep an oiy ohn tha maiyle while we troiy ta git a beytta view awf tha feiymaile, and maiybe eyvan git ta sei tha clautch!

Oim creepin in reaaal sleauw…'ang on, eyt looks loik tha feiymaile hehs spottid Layrray, and she's payin mei no moind et ohll! This is groit, Oi'm gittin in clausa then Oi evah hoped, and eesin't she a beeyootyfal leettle shiela? Her skin is a heylthay tawny breuyn, and jest leuwk ehyt her ferocity ehs she proticts her clautch fraum tha perseiyved threeyt awf Layrray! This is a grehyt ixampal awf nesting iynstinct in tha feiymaile! We beytta go, though, eyt leuwks loik Layrray is gittin smecked araund prittay good. Ramimba, when tha behrewn hit, thaiy hiyt haaahrd. Uh oh, eyt leuwks loik tha commoshin hehs cauwht tha attention awf a neahrby Meurmeedohn. Eet's ohlways greeyt ta share theise enymels wiyth tha world, but we shid rellay call eyt a dai Oi theenk.

Whew, weyll, we're bayck et tha Catheidrahl loifestone. What a GREEHYT daiy wo'ive hed! We got amayzinglay clauyws ta some increydabahl enimels! A big thenks ta eywor goiyd Layrray fah teykin us ta tha heaaaht awf behrewn territ'ry taday! Oi'm heydin beick ta tha beych ta heylp 'im git is canew neouw. Sei ya nixt toime ohn tha Roiedshaahk Hunta!




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